17. Jul, 2015

South Africans and their favourite foods


Have you ever wondered what the rich and famous (and infamous) like to eat? You are, after all - so the saying goes - what you eat. According to my sources these are the favourite titbits (sic) of some of the people making the headlines:



Cheryl Qwele. Canteen food.

Danny Jordaan. Calmettes.

Heyneke Meyer. Matured Springbok.

Humphrey Mmemezi. Road kill.

Jacob Zuma. Indian and Chinese food.

Jani Allan. Boerewors from Ventersdorp.

Judge John Hlope. Halaal food.

Judge Nkola Motata. Fisherman’s Friend peppermints.

Kenny Kunene. Sushi on PAP.

Khulubuse Zuma. KFC Family Bucket.

King Dalindyebo. Ganja cookies.

Lucky Montana. Anything Spanish.

Mcebo Dlamini. Eisbein with Sauerkraut.

Pallo Jordan. Humble pie.

Paul Mashatile. French nouvelle cuisine.

Popo Molefe. Tropical fruit.

Robert McBride. Guronsan C.

Schabir Shaik. Goji berries.

Steve Hofmeyr. Bloubul Steak with mealies.

Sylvia Lucas. Any fast food.

Thamsanqa Jantjie. Pork pies.

Thabo Mbeki. Madumbis with an olive oil and garlic dressing.

Tina Jou-Ma-Se-Pettersen. Russians. 

Tokyo Sexwale. Portuguese takeaways.

Trueman Prince. Baby chicken.

Willem Ratte. Nothing.

Winnie Mandela. Anything except food from the Parliamentary canteen.